I’m not sure if Theodore Mommsen can fully replace Feminist Ryan Gosling or Film Theory Ryan Gosling (‘Hey girl, Establishing shot: my apartment’) or whatever Ryan Gosling (the ladies tell me, ‘sploosh!’) but it sure will give Classicists a giggle. (Hat tip to my fellow UQ Classicist Meg Cridland for locating and sharing this on Facecook).

Theodor Mommsen wants to know what up, girl. | He’ll recht your Staats: